To all readers, browsers, etc.
Come on, share your thoughts! So far, the general public has provided a thoroughly underwhelming response to this attempt to publicize the Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi. We’re doing this for you, you know.
Check out the public announcement/bulletin boards near you for our posters–more information, splashy official logos (courtesy of the founders), and maybe even some green kiwi-like candy…
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(and with a money-back guarantee)
What could be better than that?
Especially in an election year, everyone has opinions and political insight to share/learn. Contribute to the original Kiwi blog, or post on our site to join the movement. Here’s to spreading the word, the faith, the joy.
Hail Kiwi.

Happy New Year followers and newcomers alike!
WELCOME!