Hello world!
My partner and I (followers 1 and 2) have just discovered the Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi. We have made it our mission to spread the gospel of this revolutionary institution, which has done so much for us. Within a few days of discovering the site, we have come to appreciate the sheer genius of its founders. We implore all our readers to join us in spreading the cynical political views of the kiwi. Believe in it. Hail Kiwi.
For all those interested in learning more about the Chruch of the Apocalyptic Kiwi,
http://apocalyptickiwi.wordpress.com/
can tell you all you need to know.
Hail Kiwi!
I must express my thoughts upon seeing this website. I have been a closet follower of the Kiwi for many years. I have mainly taken to the sacrificing of fruit and other such rituals as a means of worship. But I have done so in the privacy of my own boudoir. In what capacity have you found yourself able to worship freely???
judgementkiwi speaks to the concern of free practice–specifically, the extent to which I myself have been able to freely worship the Kiwi. I have also performed many rituals in the privacy of my own home, though the purpose of this site is to jumpstart my attempt to publicize the church. I hope that more public awareness will make practicing in public more comfortable for followers of the Kiwi. I am not aware of any resistance to kiwi practices, nor have I heard of any open hostility from onlookers. However, a healthy curiosity about the Kiwi’s political connections has grown among our aquaintainces. My partner and I commend you for standing strong in your beliefs, and we hope that words and looks from outsiders will never prevent you from supporting the institution you know to be brilliant and life-saving. Peace be upon you and your fruit. Hail Kiwi.