To all readers, browsers, etc.

Come on, share your thoughts! So far, the general public has provided a thoroughly underwhelming response to this attempt to publicize the Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi. We’re doing this for you, you know.

Check out the public announcement/bulletin boards near you for our posters–more information, splashy official logos (courtesy of the founders), and maybe even some green kiwi-like candy…

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(and with a money-back guarantee)

What could be better than that?

Especially in an election year, everyone has opinions and political insight to share/learn. Contribute to the original Kiwi blog, or post on our site to join the movement. Here’s to spreading the word, the faith, the joy.

Hail Kiwi.

“Hail Kiwi” (click below to view the original site)

The Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi

(a note for the eager public)

My partner has been no help so far in the creation of this site. Due to my lack of technology skills, my online evangelical approach may have to be presented in a string of such comments.
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Please continue checking the blog for interesting clips, etc. all of which will serve to further enlighten YOU.
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Hail Kiwi.
(and a special thanks to twitterpaters, who posted our first comment–we appreciate the support)

How NOT to prepare for the end of the world

How not to prepare for the apocalypse: instead of following Marks' method of preparation, join the Church of the Aocalyptic Kiwi and buy yourself into the afterlife of your choice!

In this video, Mark attempts to prepare for the apocalypse by constructing something (unnamable) out of records and tape. Though his smooth dance moves may capture an audience, his construction, alas, fails to adequately prepare him for the end of the world. Instead of floundering in panic, join the Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi, which can offer protection against a nasty end–since the end of the world is inevitable.

Hello world!

My partner and I (followers 1 and 2) have just discovered the Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi. We have made it our mission to spread the gospel of this revolutionary institution, which has done so much for us. Within a few days of discovering the site, we have come to appreciate the sheer genius of its founders. We implore all our readers to join us in spreading the cynical political views of the kiwi. Believe in it. Hail Kiwi.